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The Borowitz Report: Nation Debates Extremely Complex Issue of Children Firing Military Weapons

newyorker:

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“Much like the long-running national debates about jumping off a roof, licking electrical sockets, and gargling with thumbtacks, the vexing question of whether children should fire military weapons does not appear headed for a swift resolution.”

Read more: http://nyr.kr/YYouxn

Photograph by SVEN NACKSTRAND/AFP/Getty

(Source: newyorker.com)

YOU GUYS, Kate Bush returns to the world of live performance today. Yay.

YOU GUYS, Kate Bush returns to the world of live performance today. Yay.

ilovecharts:

Righting An Emmys Wrong
Red Carpet coverage starts in an hour!

ilovecharts:

Righting An Emmys Wrong

Red Carpet coverage starts in an hour!

Speedy Ortiz “American Horror”

Awesome song. Nonsensical video. What more do you want?

(Source: youtube.com)

condenasttraveler:

Nothing screams summertime like homemade gazpacho. Photo and recipe by @cannellevanille. Click the link in our profile to make it yourself! #gazpacho #travelereats #recipe

I can think of about a thousand things that scream summertime more than homemade gazpacho.

condenasttraveler:

Nothing screams summertime like homemade gazpacho. Photo and recipe by @cannellevanille. Click the link in our profile to make it yourself! #gazpacho #travelereats #recipe

I can think of about a thousand things that scream summertime more than homemade gazpacho.

This new LIGHTS single “Up We Go” is great.

gettyimages:

A Palestinian boy writes on a shrapnel riddled backboard at the heavily damaged Sobhi Abu Karsh school in Gaza City’s al-Shejaea neighborhood on August 5, 2014, as a 72-hour humanitarian truce went into effect in the Gaza Strip after a month of fighting between Hamas and Israeli forces. Hamas may have haemorrhaged rockets and fighters, but its latest war with Israel has boosted its popularity in the Gaza Strip even if long-term gains look remote, analysts say. (Photo credit MOHAMMED ABED/AFP/Getty Images)

gettyimages:

A Palestinian boy writes on a shrapnel riddled backboard at the heavily damaged Sobhi Abu Karsh school in Gaza City’s al-Shejaea neighborhood on August 5, 2014, as a 72-hour humanitarian truce went into effect in the Gaza Strip after a month of fighting between Hamas and Israeli forces. Hamas may have haemorrhaged rockets and fighters, but its latest war with Israel has boosted its popularity in the Gaza Strip even if long-term gains look remote, analysts say. (Photo credit MOHAMMED ABED/AFP/Getty Images)

drmonkeysetroscans:

"You motherfuckers better not be mass hallucinating about the sexy buffalo they have in America…" 

drmonkeysetroscans:

"You motherfuckers better not be mass hallucinating about the sexy buffalo they have in America…"